hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
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Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
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why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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