All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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