We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
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We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
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I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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