You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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