Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
someone get that fucking seahorse.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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