Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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