Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
i dont even know how to be here
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
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