oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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