called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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