I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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