I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
