I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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