Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
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Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
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You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
He literally asked permission to hit on me
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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