I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
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Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
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you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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