i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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