I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
i think im in europe. pls send help
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Randomize
