I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Randomize