i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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