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i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
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my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
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So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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