sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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