Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
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he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
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Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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