can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
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The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
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there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
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