It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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