Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
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girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
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It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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