Say something about gay babies.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
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Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
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I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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