I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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