he thought i was a dude.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
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