Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
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its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
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Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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