the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
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Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
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And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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