you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
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Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
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So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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