and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
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I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
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the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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