Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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