Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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