Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
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After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
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It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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