Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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