At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
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There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
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He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
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