playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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