Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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