1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
White coat. Heels.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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