i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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