I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
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Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Houston, we have a squirter
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
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Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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