I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
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Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
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WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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