Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
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