was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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