Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
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Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
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I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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