i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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