i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
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It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
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Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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