omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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