I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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