I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
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Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
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Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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