I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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