u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
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