You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
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Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
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Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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