yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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