Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
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Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
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I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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