i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
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