My nipple is on Facebook.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
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You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
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Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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